Bwahaha! Oh man. Too Funny.
OK, so, Caption Quality Evaluator Dani Thompson has spoken, and Jamey Anderson is the winner of Conservation Caption Competition, Round 4.
Why? "Because," Dani says, "I'm glad to see the owl got what he deserved for being such a show-off in that commercial."

So... Jamey gets a prize in the owl gets his comeuppance. Good day.
Click here for all the rules. All of them.
Special thanks to SCA national partner Dr. Pepper Snapple Group for making the Conservation Caption Competition, WINTER 2012 Edition possible.
Winter is on and so is Round 4 of the Conservation Caption Competition. Who's going to win a prize pack of choice SCA goods? Whoever comments with the cleverest caption (as judged by caption quality evaluator, and Follow Me blogger, Danielle Thompson).
Entries are due, either here or on Facebook, by Thursday at 5 PM EST.

Special thanks to SCA national partner Dr. Pepper Snapple Group for making the Conservation Caption Competition, WINTER 2012 Edition possible.
Click here for the rules.
Dani Thompson, SCA's Designated Caption Quality Evaluator (and FWS Alaska intern) has picked her winner for Round 3 of the Conservation Caption Competition, Fall 2012 Edition. Behold:

Congratulations to Johanna Weaver for being toadily hilarious (so, so sorry for that pun).
Dani on her pic: "I think the toad hypnotized me into choosing this winner."
Special thanks to SCA national partner Dr Pepper Snapple Group for making the Conservation Caption Competition possible.
Click here for the rules.
Hey conservation-minded people who are terrible at photography, stop fretting over the fact that you'll never win SCA's Got Dirt? Photo Contest and start writing captions. It's time for Round 3 of the Conservation Caption Competition, Fall 2012 Edition.
Comment with a chuckle-worthy caption (either here or on Facebook) for the imminently Captionable photo below, and you'll be entered to win some assorted SCA wearables enclosed in a handsome, sturdy backpack. Deadline is 9 AM EST Monday, so get writin'.

Oh, and hey, while you're on Facebook, it'd be, um, cool if you could share the contest post. You know, if you feel like it.
Note: Round 3's featured photo is one of many many stellar entries to this year's Got Dirt? Photo Contest. That particular contest runs till November 9, so if you happen to have any great conservation-type photos lying around….
Special thanks to SCA national partner Dr. Pepper Snapple Group for making the Conservation Caption Competition, Fall 2012 Edition possible.
Click here for the full rules.
Has the 2012 Got Dirt? Photo Contest got you bummed because you love contests but have never once managed to take a single decent photo?
Well I've got news that'll cheer you up: That's right! It's time for Round 2 of the Conservation Caption Competition, Fall 2012 Edition…
For a chance at winning a Kelty Commute backpack, come up with a caption for the photo below (taken from the entries to our 2011 Got Dirt? Contest) and post it as a comment, either here or on our Facebook page, before 5 PM EST this Wednesday. The winner will be announced on Friday.

If you're feeling magnanimous, share this contest with your Facebook buddies. Everyone deserves a chance to win something, even those of us who don't know how to work a camera.
Special thanks to SCA national partner Dr. Pepper Snapple Group for making the Conservation Caption Competition, Fall 2012 Edition possible.
Click here for the full rules.